{"product_id":"chillin-with-the-snowmies-mug","title":"☕❄️ Chillin’ with the Snowmies - Holiday Mug ❄️☕","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e☕❄️ Chillin’ with the Snowmies - Holiday Mug ❄️☕\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is not a “warm and cozy” mug.\u003cbr\u003eThis is a \u003cstrong\u003ewinter survival vessel\u003c\/strong\u003e for people who emotionally hibernate and thrive on chaos.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eChillin’ with the Snowmies\u003c\/strong\u003e mug exists for those who sip hot drinks while mentally iced out, side-eyeing the holidays and bonding exclusively with their frosty inner circle (the snowmies know who they are).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCoffee strong enough to defrost your soul\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCocoa that’s festive but filled with unresolved issues\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTea you drink while pretending you love holiday cheer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFeatures:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e❄️ Holds liquids \u003cem\u003eand\u003c\/em\u003e grudges\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🎄 Festive enough to pass, unhinged enough to stand out\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🧊 Makes every sip feel like a sarcastic wink\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUsing this mug loudly announces:\u003cbr\u003e“I’m participating in the holidays… ironically.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePossible side effects:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFamily members asking where you got it\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCoworkers respecting you just a little more\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSnowmies appearing out of nowhere to vibe silently\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis holiday season, don’t just drink something warm.\u003cbr\u003eDrink it cold-hearted.\u003cbr\u003eStay frosty.\u003cbr\u003eKeep \u003cstrong\u003eChillin’ with the Snowmies\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"CustomCat","offers":[{"title":"White \/ One Size","offer_id":47448670077028,"sku":"1032-9816-108076197-47456","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0695\/5843\/5940\/files\/DynamicImageHandler_47fe6352-def8-4d21-977a-260d3d9f6030.png?v=1764600159","url":"https:\/\/abnormalteez.com\/products\/chillin-with-the-snowmies-mug","provider":"Abnormal Teez","version":"1.0","type":"link"}