{"product_id":"just-here-for-the-chocolate-men-s-tee","title":"Just Here for the Chocolate - Men’s T-shirt","description":"\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 12px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; font-family: \" times new roman none auto normal font-size-adjust:=\"\" font-kerning:=\"\" font-variant-alternates:=\"\" font-variant-ligatures:=\"\" font-variant-numeric:=\"\" font-variant-east-asian:=\"\" font-variant-position:=\"\" font-variant-emoji:=\"\" font-feature-settings:=\"\" font-optical-sizing:=\"\" font-variation-settings:=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-kerning: none;\"\u003eHere’s an edgy, funny, and perfectly abnormal product description—very on-brand for Abnormal Tees:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 12px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; font-family: \" times new roman none auto normal font-size-adjust:=\"\" font-kerning:=\"\" font-variant-alternates:=\"\" font-variant-ligatures:=\"\" font-variant-numeric:=\"\" font-variant-east-asian:=\"\" font-variant-position:=\"\" font-variant-emoji:=\"\" font-feature-settings:=\"\" font-optical-sizing:=\"\" font-variation-settings:=\"\" min-height:=\"\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; font-family: \" times new roman none auto normal font-size-adjust:=\"\" font-kerning:=\"\" font-variant-alternates:=\"\" font-variant-ligatures:=\"\" font-variant-numeric:=\"\" font-variant-east-asian:=\"\" font-variant-position:=\"\" font-variant-emoji:=\"\" font-feature-settings:=\"\" font-optical-sizing:=\"\" font-variation-settings:=\"\" color:=\"\" min-height:=\"\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 12px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; font-family: \" times new roman none auto normal font-size-adjust:=\"\" font-kerning:=\"\" font-variant-alternates:=\"\" font-variant-ligatures:=\"\" font-variant-numeric:=\"\" font-variant-east-asian:=\"\" font-variant-position:=\"\" font-variant-emoji:=\"\" font-feature-settings:=\"\" font-optical-sizing:=\"\" font-variation-settings:=\"\" min-height:=\"\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 12px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; font-family: \" times new roman none auto normal font-size-adjust:=\"\" font-kerning:=\"\" font-variant-alternates:=\"\" font-variant-ligatures:=\"\" font-variant-numeric:=\"\" font-variant-east-asian:=\"\" font-variant-position:=\"\" font-variant-emoji:=\"\" font-feature-settings:=\"\" font-optical-sizing:=\"\" font-variation-settings:=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-kerning: none;\"\u003eMeet the most emotionally honest dinosaur to ever walk the earth. This men’s t-shirt features a pink T-Rex who isn’t here to hunt, roar, or dominate the food chain. Nope. He’s just here for the chocolate… and love. Respect.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 12px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; font-family: \" times new roman none auto normal font-size-adjust:=\"\" font-kerning:=\"\" font-variant-alternates:=\"\" font-variant-ligatures:=\"\" font-variant-numeric:=\"\" font-variant-east-asian:=\"\" font-variant-position:=\"\" font-variant-emoji:=\"\" font-feature-settings:=\"\" font-optical-sizing:=\"\" font-variation-settings:=\"\" min-height:=\"\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 12px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; font-family: \" times new roman none auto normal font-size-adjust:=\"\" font-kerning:=\"\" font-variant-alternates:=\"\" font-variant-ligatures:=\"\" font-variant-numeric:=\"\" font-variant-east-asian:=\"\" font-variant-position:=\"\" font-variant-emoji:=\"\" font-feature-settings:=\"\" font-optical-sizing:=\"\" font-variation-settings:=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-kerning: none;\"\u003eSoft, bold, and unapologetically ridiculous, this tee is for anyone whose priorities are snacks first, feelings second, and everything else dead last. The pink T-Rex brings big chaotic sweetheart energy—tiny arms, big cravings, zero shame.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 12px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; font-family: \" times new roman none auto normal font-size-adjust:=\"\" font-kerning:=\"\" font-variant-alternates:=\"\" font-variant-ligatures:=\"\" font-variant-numeric:=\"\" font-variant-east-asian:=\"\" font-variant-position:=\"\" font-variant-emoji:=\"\" font-feature-settings:=\"\" font-optical-sizing:=\"\" font-variation-settings:=\"\" min-height:=\"\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 12px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; font-family: \" times new roman none auto normal font-size-adjust:=\"\" font-kerning:=\"\" font-variant-alternates:=\"\" font-variant-ligatures:=\"\" font-variant-numeric:=\"\" font-variant-east-asian:=\"\" font-variant-position:=\"\" font-variant-emoji:=\"\" font-feature-settings:=\"\" font-optical-sizing:=\"\" font-variation-settings:=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-kerning: none;\"\u003eWear it on Valentine’s Day, date night, grocery runs, or anytime you want the world to know you’re fueled by cocoa and affection (in that order). 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