{"product_id":"time-to-wine-women-s-tank-top-because-adulting-is-hard","title":"Time to Wine Women’s Tank Top – Because Adulting Is Hard","description":"\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 14px; line-height: normal; font-family: \" times new roman none auto normal font-size-adjust:=\"\" font-kerning:=\"\" font-variant-alternates:=\"\" font-variant-ligatures:=\"\" font-variant-numeric:=\"\" font-variant-east-asian:=\"\" font-variant-position:=\"\" font-variant-emoji:=\"\" font-feature-settings:=\"\" font-optical-sizing:=\"\" font-variation-settings:=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: TimesNewRomanPS-BoldMT; font-weight: bold; font-kerning: none;\"\u003e? Time to Wine — Women’s Tank Top\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 12px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; font-family: \" times new roman none auto normal font-size-adjust:=\"\" font-kerning:=\"\" font-variant-alternates:=\"\" font-variant-ligatures:=\"\" font-variant-numeric:=\"\" font-variant-east-asian:=\"\" font-variant-position:=\"\" font-variant-emoji:=\"\" font-feature-settings:=\"\" font-optical-sizing:=\"\" font-variation-settings:=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-kerning: none;\"\u003eAdulting is exhausting. People are exhausting. Pants are optional. Wine, however, understands you.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 12px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; font-family: \" times new roman none auto normal font-size-adjust:=\"\" font-kerning:=\"\" font-variant-alternates:=\"\" font-variant-ligatures:=\"\" font-variant-numeric:=\"\" font-variant-east-asian:=\"\" font-variant-position:=\"\" font-variant-emoji:=\"\" font-feature-settings:=\"\" font-optical-sizing:=\"\" font-variation-settings:=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-kerning: none;\"\u003eMeet your new \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: TimesNewRomanPS-BoldMT; font-weight: bold; font-kerning: none;\"\u003e“Time to Wine” women’s tank\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-kerning: none;\"\u003e—featuring one seriously over-it bulldog who has officially traded patience for Pinot. With her leopard-print headband, judgmental glasses, puppy slippers, and a glass of liquid therapy in hand, she’s basically the patron saint of \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: TimesNewRomanPS-ItalicMT; font-style: italic; font-kerning: none;\"\u003e“I’ve had enough of today.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 12px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; font-family: \" times new roman none auto normal font-size-adjust:=\"\" font-kerning:=\"\" font-variant-alternates:=\"\" font-variant-ligatures:=\"\" font-variant-numeric:=\"\" font-variant-east-asian:=\"\" font-variant-position:=\"\" font-variant-emoji:=\"\" font-feature-settings:=\"\" font-optical-sizing:=\"\" font-variation-settings:=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-kerning: none;\"\u003ePerfect for wine nights, girls’ weekends, backyard lounging, or dramatically pouring yourself a glass after answering one too many emails. Comfortable, funny, and just abnormal enough to let everyone know you’re \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: TimesNewRomanPS-BoldMT; font-weight: bold; font-kerning: none;\"\u003enot here to sip quietly and make responsible decisions.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 12px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; font-family: \" times new roman none auto normal font-size-adjust:=\"\" font-kerning:=\"\" font-variant-alternates:=\"\" font-variant-ligatures:=\"\" font-variant-numeric:=\"\" font-variant-east-asian:=\"\" font-variant-position:=\"\" font-variant-emoji:=\"\" font-feature-settings:=\"\" font-optical-sizing:=\"\" font-variation-settings:=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: TimesNewRomanPS-BoldMT; font-weight: bold; font-kerning: none;\"\u003eBecause adulting is hard. Wine helps. 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