Together Forever - Mugs

Start your morning with love, caffeine, and a mild threat of eternal commitment. This “Together Forever, Gnome Matter What” mug features a disturbingly wholesome gnome couple who clearly took “’til death do us part” as more of a suggestion.

It’s perfect for anyone whose love language is sarcasm, emotional chaos, or making their partner slightly uncomfortable before coffee. Whether you’re sipping hot cocoa, black coffee, or that third cup of “don’t talk to me until March,” this mug says “I adore you… forever… even if it kills us both.”

Details:

• Ceramic, because your gnome love deserves a solid vessel
• 11oz and 15oz sizes — for those who measure love (and caffeine) in unhealthy amounts
• Dishwasher and microwave safe, unlike your last relationship
• Double-sided design: one side sweet, the other slightly unsettling

Use Cases:

• Morning coffee with your favorite weirdo
• Romantic gift that doubles as a veiled warning
• Desktop reminder that love — like caffeine — can make you shake if overdone

Style Tip: Pairs well with chaotic energy, bed hair, and texting “good morning, my tiny forest husband” unironically.

Warning: May cause others to question if you’re in love… or part of a mildly concerning cult.