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Abnormal Teez Logo - Women’s Tank
Abnormal Teez Logo - Women’s Tank
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Some people wear tank tops to the gym.
Some people wear them to the beach.
You’re wearing this one because sleeves are oppressive and normal people make you tired.
The Abnormal Teez Tank Top is for those who prefer their clothing like they prefer their personalities: slightly unhinged, mildly inappropriate, and impossible to ignore. Lightweight, ridiculously comfortable, and designed for maximum freedom (both for your arms and your questionable life choices), this tank top is perfect for hot days, bad decisions, and pretending you’re going to work out.
Wear it while:
• lifting weights (or just standing near them)
• grilling like you know what you’re doing
• making people uncomfortable with your honesty
• explaining why “normal” is overrated
It’s breathable, soft, and just edgy enough to let the world know you didn’t come here to blend in with the beige personalities.
Side effects may include:
excessive sarcasm, unsolicited compliments, and strangers asking, “Where did you get that?”
Normal tank tops exist.
But you didn’t start wearing Abnormal Teez to be normal.
You started wearing them because chaos looks good on you. ?
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