Just Here for the Chocolate - Unisex Hoodie

Meet the hoodie for people who pretend they’re here for love… but would absolutely elbow someone for the chocolate.

Front and center: a pink T-Rex—tiny arms, big feelings, zero shame—rocking the phrase “I’m just here for the chocolate… and love.” It’s sweet. It’s sarcastic. It’s emotionally honest.

This hoodie is perfect for Valentine’s Day skeptics, candy hoarders, and anyone whose love language is snacks first, feelings second. Soft enough for cuddling, bold enough to start conversations, and unhinged enough to feel seen.

Why you need it:

• Features a pink T-Rex with main-character energy
• Ideal for dates, Galentine’s, or ghosting plans with candy
• Says “romantic” but whispers “don’t touch my chocolate”
• Cozy, comfy, and emotionally complicated (just like you)

Wear it loud. Wear it proud.

Because love is temporary—but chocolate is forever. ??

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