Some couples whisper sweet nothings. Some couples hand each other gas masks. If that’s your vibe, congratulations: you’ve found your soulmate—and your blanket.
“Love is in the Air” isn’t a metaphor. It’s a warning. Beneath the cursive letters lurks a gas mask, silently judging your choices and your ability to survive a chemical apocalypse. Ideal for picnics, doomsday rehearsals, or existentially themed TikToks. Side effects may include laughter, confusion, and a sudden urge to hold hands while wearing respirators.
