Hydration is important. So is irony. This t-shirt bravely tackles both with the kind of logic that makes scientists sigh and bartenders nod approvingly.
Save Water, Drink Wine is for the guy who knows the planet is in trouble but also knows grape juice went to college and came back with opinions. It’s a public service announcement, a lifestyle choice, and a mild cry for help—all printed on one shirt.
Wear it to:
Confuse environmentalists
Offend absolutely no one, yet somehow everyone
Let strangers know you’re sarcastic before you speak
This shirt does not actually save water. It does, however, save you from boring outfits, awkward small talk, and being mistaken for someone who orders sparkling water “for the taste.”
Warning: May cause eye-rolls, laughs, and at least one person to say, “Okay, that’s actually funny.”
