Together Forever - Men's Tank

Product Title:
“Together Forever, Gnome Matter What” Men’s Tank — For the Bold, the Buff, and the Questionably Romantic ??‍????

Product Description:
Nothing screams Valentine’s Day like a shirt that says, “Yeah, I lift… and I love aggressively.” This “Together Forever, Gnome Matter What” tank is here for the men who can’t decide if they want to flex their muscles, their commitment issues, or their ironic sense of style — so it lets you do all three.

Front and center are two disturbingly affectionate garden gnomes who’ve clearly been through some mossy nonsense together — standing as the ultimate symbol of gnomitment. It’s perfect whether you’re in a deeply weird relationship, or just deeply into tanks.

Soft enough to wear while you whisper sweet nothings into your pre-workout shake, and durable enough to survive your partner’s 17th “where is this relationship going?” conversation.

Features:

• 100% cotton — softer than your emotional support beard
• Classic fit to show off your “gnome-grown” gains
• Great for date nights, gym days, or emotionally ambiguous texts
• Tag-free, just like your wild heart

Style Tip: Pair it with a smirk and a questionable playlist. Bonus points if your significant other has matching “gnome pants.”

Warning: May cause strangers to say “that’s adorable” while you’re just trying to assert dominance with your triceps.