Together Forever - Unisex Hoodie

Cupid just called — he’s concerned. Because nothing says ‘we’re dangerously codependent but in an adorable way’ quite like this Together Forever, Gnome Matter What hoodie.

Featuring a shockingly wholesome gnome couple who’ve clearly been through decades of questionable decisions (and maybe a few mushroom-fueled festivals), this insanely comfy hoodie is perfect for both hopeless romantics and those who just enjoy mildly unsettling forest imagery.

It’s soft. It’s cozy. It’s slightly cursed. Slip it on for a date night, a breakup, or your annual “we said we’d never match outfits but here we are” couple’s selfie.

Because when love gets weird — and it will — just remember:
You’ll gnome you made the right choice. ?

Details:

• Premium cotton blend softer than your ex’s apology text
• Unisex fit — because love (and hoodies) don’t do gender
• Perfect for romantic hikes, couch nesting, or hexing your enemies together
• Available in sizes S–XXL (gnome body, no shame)

Warning: May attract woodland creatures, unsolicited “aww”s, and existential discussions about eternal love.

Size Chart