Why Be Normal When You Can Be Abnormal? — Unisex Hoodie 🎄🔥

‘Tis the season to ditch the basic and embrace the bizarre. Our “Why Be Normal When You Can Be Abnormal?” holiday hoodie is for the ones who spike the cocoa, outshine the Christmas lights, and make Santa question his life choices. Cozy? Absolutely. Normal? Not a chance.

This hoodie was made for festive chaos — perfect for ugly sweater parties (because you’re too cool for sequins), late-night gift wrapping marathons, or dramatic fireplace entrances. It’s the ultimate mix of comfort, confidence, and holiday-level weird.

🎁 Features:

• Premium fleece for warmth that even the North Pole envies

• Unisex fit — because abnormal looks good on everyone

• Durable, bold print that survives snowball fights and bad decisions

• Kangaroo pocket for stashing candy canes, mistletoe, or holiday secrets

Warning: May cause elves to unionize and Mrs. Claus to text you back.

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