Valentine’s Collection

Love is overrated. Chaos is forever. 💀💘

 

Welcome to our Valentine’s Apparel Collection—a romantic dumpster fire of dark humor, sarcasm, and feelings we refuse to take seriously. This isn’t hearts-and-flowers love. This is gas masks, dinosaurs, chocolate priorities, and emotionally questionable vibes.

 

Designed for the lovers, the loners, the snack-obsessed, and the romantically unhinged, this collection proves you don’t need Cupid when you’ve got attitude. Perfect for dates, anti-dates, Galentine’s chaos, or aggressively loving yourself in public.

 

What you’ll find inside the madness:

 

  • Dark humor with Valentine’s Day audacity
  • Cute designs with mildly alarming energy
  • Apparel for people who love ironically
  • Abnormally funny styles that swipe left on basic

 

 

Wear it if you’re in love.

Wear it if you’re not.

Wear it if your relationship status is “it’s complicated and funny.”

 

Because roses die. Chocolate disappears.

But being abnormal? That’s forever. 🖤🦖😷