Valentine's Day

Product Title:
The “Love, But Make It Weird” Valentine’s Collection — Because Normal Romance is Overrated 💘🔥🖤

Product Description:
Cupid’s had enough coffee and chaos, and so have we. Meet the “Love, But Make It Weird” Valentine’s Collection — a dangerously romantic lineup for the lovers, fighters, and emotionally unstable cuddlers out there.

Forget basic hearts and pastel pinks — this collection is for the people whose idea of foreplay is dark humor and mutual existential dread. Whether you’re blissfully in love, aggressively single, or spiritually unavailable, these pieces say “I’m thriving. Probably.”

Vibe Check:
💔 Equal parts sweet and psychotic
💋 Designed for people who flirt by making fun of each other
⚡ Perfect for anyone who’s ever said “I love you” and immediately panicked afterward

What’s Inside:

  • T-Shirts: Soft enough to feel feelings in, bold enough to deny them.
  • Hoodies: For matching with your soulmate (or your emotional baggage).
  • Tanks: Because nothing says “I’m complicated” like sleeveless commitment.
  • Mugs & Accessories: The only safe outlet for your love-fueled chaos.

Why You’ll Love It:

  • Handcrafted with premium materials and unhinged energy
  • Ideal for date nights, breakups, and questionably timed selfies
  • Looks great on you, your partner, or whoever’s caught in your love triangle

Mood: Equal parts affection, dark humor, and “we might need couples therapy.”

Tagline Options:
💘 Cupid called. He’s scared.
💘 Romance is dead. We dressed it cute.
💘 Love hurts. At least you’ll look good bleeding.